A big part of the experience of visiting the trim shop first hand is missing out on Andrixos’ horrible jokes.  I'm going to fix that.  Run now while you still can. "The best part about this job is that I can get THIS FAT, and still be called the 'trim guy.'" "Why are our prices so good?" -pokes sagging pavilion roof - "Low overhead!!" ‘Drx measures his trim the traditional neck to fingertip way, but the best time to shop is immediately after he has fought in a bridge battle, having thrown lots of wrap shots. - "That’s when you get the 42 inch yards." When asked for X meters of trim - "I was going to get my arm lengthened for metric, till I heard the price of the surgery. I charge $6.00 a yard. They wanted $10,000 an inch!!" When his shop is in standard disarray - "My father was a physics professor who specialized in chaos theory... I specialize in chaos practice." "No, I am not a trim pusher, but I’ll give you the first yard for free…" "Don’t think of it as trim that got rained on, think of it as prewashed trim."